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NOTE: THIS TIME WE'RE NOT FUCKING AROUNG, THIS IS THE FINALE OF THE BEST SERIES, DONALD TRUMP APPROVED
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THE STORY SO FAR
SHREK, MR KRABS, and MR HOUSE are SUCCked into UNDERTALE FANBOY's weird object, and end up in school... except it was daytime. An alternate SHREK and MR KRABS believe they are trying to steal their VIRGINITY.
SHREK: DUDE FUCK OFF WE'RE NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR VIRGINITY, I GOT FUCKING LAID!
MR KRABS: FUCK YOU ALL!
Alternate SHREK: You're A FUCKING LIAR! Why would you be in our FUCKING classroom?!
MR KRABS: I don't know! WE PEED ON SOMETHING NOW WE'RE IN THIS SHIT HOLE-
Alternate MR KRABS: Yeah, NICE TRY FAGIT!
MR KRABS: GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Alternate MR KRABS: Fine. I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK!
-Alternate MR KRABS thinks while mob of classmates come closer-
Alternate MR KRABS: Ok. What is TWO PLUS TWO?
MR KRABS: -confused- Um... eh...
SHREK and MR KRABS: -in unison- 69?
Alternate SHREK: Hmm... I FUCKING WANT THE D
-mob of classmates come even closer-
Alternate SHREK: Oh gosh, THEY'RE GONNA SUCK OUR DICK
-The two duos (and MR HOUSE) make it to the CAR-
Alternate SHREK: Ok, so you guys are... us? How is that possible?
MR KRABS: I don't know. We just touched UNDERTALE FANBOY's VAGINA, and now-
Alternate MR KRABS: -interrupts- Wait, WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID
SHREK: What can't be? What are you talking about?
Alternate SHREK: It's THE SUCC, WE THOUGHT THE SUCC WAS DESTROYED
Alternate MR KRABS: Somehow, some guy had no stories to tell, so he made up another story. It was about two boys fUCKING EACH OTHER. The kids FUCKED him, and spread the story. To this day, everyone knows it's a work of fiction. But now...
MR HOUSE: Wait, what about me? Was I in the story?
Alternate MR KRABS: NO, KILL YOURSELF.
MR HOUSE: -crying-.
-MR HOUSE walks away from the CAR, but NORMALFAG steps on him.
NORMALFAG: There they are! Get them!
Alternate SHREK: They found us! Run!
-The boys run to the cemetary and lock the gates-
SHREK: Ok. We're safe. So if this is another world... how do we get back to ours?
Alternate SHREK: -worried- I'm sorry, but...
Alternate MR KRABS: ...YOU'RE FUCKING TRAPPED HERE.
THIS IS THE FINALE OF THE BEST STORY YOU EVER FUCKING READ